Ten Best Caddy Responses…
Number 10:
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
Number 9:
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Number 8:
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Number 7:
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”
Number 6:
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Number 5:
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “it’s a compass.”
Number 4:
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good – but personally, I prefer golf.”
Number 3:
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”
Number 2:
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”
…And the
Number 1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Have you heard any other funny caddy comments?
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